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August 27, 2014

sometimes when you wake up like a b*tch-face

short and sweet today, folks. and for good reason.

i woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
but my poor farmer...he got the brunt of my craziness first thing this morning. it started with him putting together breakfast for kaye. i know...what a jerk.

then he wanted to take her around the farm to do chores. which really entails them driving around getting in some good daddy/daughter time. double-jerk.

then i accused him of hiding a container of blueberries i bought yesterday...more on that later.

there was a brief moment of love in my heart when i saw him clipping his fingernails outside. i love when he clips his fingernails outside...because they don't end up all over my floor.

but then he left the door open...and nothing drives me more crazy than a door left open because of the hellacious fly problem we have. how dare he leave a door open. a total punishable act.

that snowballed into me realizing he was watering our lawn...which is bad because we have company coming over mid-morning. but water our lawn? definitely grounds for me to put him on my annoying list.

can we please keep in mind that this all happened before 8 am?

fast-forward about five minutes when i realized i had actually thrown an entire, brand new container of blueberries away in our outside garbage can and about 30 seconds after that i tripped UP our porch steps...which can be less than ideal in a pregnant state.

what i'm saying is -

#1 - i'm crazy-town.
#2 - how many times can i blame pregnancy hormones?
#3 - i owe my farmer a big "i'm sorry, " a hug, and a kiss...if he'll accept any/all of it.

poor farmer. but how could anyone ever be annoyed with this guy? i mean...he wears speedos.
let's throw this morning to the birds and have a little redo. i just hope my farmer comes back with my turtle so i can hang my head in shame and ask for forgiveness.
25 comments on "sometimes when you wake up like a b*tch-face"
  1. bahahahah. LOVE it. Great post.

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  2. Your soooo funny :) LOVE your blog.

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  3. Oo. Sounds like a morning I've had. I've had to hang my head and ask for forgiveness a lot due to waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Yikes. Sorry hubz.

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  4. Hahahaha... what a jerk. You lucky girl, now go give him a big fat kiss lol

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  5. I totally have those moments! and I'm not even pregnant! I got irritated at my husband for VACUUMING the house this weekend! how dare he? haha. I can be such a weirdo sometimes...

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  6. What an AWESOME picture! Sometime when people try to be helpful, it causes more problems even though they are trying to help! Damn hormones!

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  7. Ummmmmmmmmmm i totally woke up on the wrong sid eof the bed time morning and it's taking everything I can to NOT just run home and hide. UHG

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  8. bahahahaha laughed so hard! You can definitely blame it on pregnancy hormones...mine made me insanely emotional. I don't think I got mad too much but I cried A LOT! lol

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  9. The speedo. I die. Hope your day gets better! ;)

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  10. that's why we say men are jerks. i mean, clearly, he is. clearly.

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  11. Bahaha! I just love a good post that I can relate to. Yes sometimes we are just a bit b****y. We all do it. At least you didn't deny your fault all day... not that I have ever done that ;). Hope your re-do is going better.

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  12. Shoot blame those preggo hormones. You have 9 months to. I recently cried over sheets. And yelled at my husband for eating my muffin that I actually devoured and forgot about. Preggo brain is legit crazy.

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  13. You kill me! We would seriously be good friends if you lived closer :) And that speedo is hilarious!!!

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  14. Aww, we all have those days! And I think you can totally blame the preggo hormones! :)

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  15. Poor Farmer. Trying to do everything right, but still doing everything wrong.

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  16. I am dying over that picture right now. Forget the (awesome) post. The picture is pure gold. Love it:) And totally agree. Falling while going up can totally be just as bad as falling while going down. Sorry about the blueberries:(

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  17. Oh we all have those days when everything makes us crazy. Plus pregnancy hormones, hope the rest of the day is better.

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  18. Um wow - that is one of the best pictures I've ever seen!

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  19. Welll I'm not even pregnant and have crazy mood swings like that where I often have to apologize to my husband for being all crazy!! :( ha!

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  20. Feel you. We all have cray-town days/moments! XO

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  21. We all have those mornings. At least you realized it! I hate that part...that dawning. Time for some face saving! Plus you have the best excuse, pregnancy.

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  22. I definitely told me husband I was going to "lock him out of the house" once while I was preggers. It's the hormones. They are fo' real.

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  23. That speedooo!!!!! I'm dying, I love this!

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  24. Hahaha those days just happen--I just blame it on being a girl.

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  25. Oh girl... you are NOT alone. I have these days often and feel SO bad afterwards. Sometime's you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. You win some you lose some, life goes on! haha dying at your hubby in the speedo!

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