as the temps in my parts rise (think 104º) i can think of lots of things to spend $235 dollars on.
one of those things may or may not be a personal pool boy to spritz me with mineral water for a few hours. i'm not above it.
and if that wasn't in the cards, maybe i'd stay an extra day at this glorious cabin in the woods where we're at...currently. the temperature didn't reach above 85º today...and tomorrow the high is 79º. music to a pregnant gal's ears.
if neither of those things panned out...i'd buy milkshakes. a lot of them. like...58 1/2...if we're wanting to get specific, which i am.
and as a REAL shocker...and a little teaser, $235 would also buy you about eight giant, black dildos with a suction cup.
there's a reason i tell you this teaser - several years ago, when my farmer and i were still dating, we were out to dinner with both our parents at a super nice restaurant in the big city. and wouldn't you know it? we found a giant, black dildo suctioned to the underside of our table.
that's all i'm going to say of the story for now, but i wanted to get it on the blog because the story came up this weekend. i had completely forgotten about this epically embarrassing moment, but it's time to get it in the books.
and now, the giveaway goods. and no, it's not a black dildo.
get yourself entered for $235 cash plus some ad spaces from two of these gals!