1 | i have two moles on my face and both of them grow individual hairs that i pluck. it's the most disgusting thing.
2 | i have a degree in psychology with a minor in education. had i actually started teaching i wouldn't be ashamed to share that with you. but i never did teach. i dabbled in large-scale event production and project management. both were much more suited to my personality. which brings me to…
3 | i lack patience with children…and people in general. i'm working on it.
4 | i curse. i have an absolutely fowl mouth. another thing i'm working on. cursing really isn't that attractive.
5 | nothing irritates me more than when i have to go to the bathroom mid-run. am i the only person this happens to?
6 | i try to wake up at 5:30 am most mornings. no, not to work out. to sit quietly and drink coffee all alone. two and a half hours later when my gal decides to wake up, i'm pretty excited to see her after all the "alone time."
7 | yesterday i actually considered spending nearly $200 on a pair of sandals. after a quick e-mail to my sister…she put me in my place.
8 | yesterday as i was changing my turtle she ripped the dirty diaper out from underneath her and the contents landed on her chest. i darn near puked all over her.
9 | in college my freshman year, my roommate decided to be a stripper. she called herself venus…and might still to this day. i'll have to check. (this has solid potential to be an entire post in itself.)
10 | tomorrow i'm doing something really really exciting that i've had to keep secret from most people. i'm kind of bursting, but i'll clue you guys in soon once i have more details.
spill it - do you have a confession(s) you want to share? this can include, but is not limited to //
- mommy fails
- waxing disasters
- bar blunders
- wedding day nightmares
- or just a list of random facts…like how your roommate in college was a stripper.
(i also had a roommate in college that went #2 on the hood of someone's car. where did i find these people?)
i digress…i want to share your awesome stories with my awesome readers. shoot me an e-mail with your idea or your express interest in participating in this trial series and we'll get you scheduled!