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February 28, 2014

confessions | 5 on friday

1 | baby food

sometimes all the time, kaye will drop her food on the floor. rather than pick it up and throw it away, i pick it up and eat it. what's wrong with me?

2 | snot

with cold season hitting us hard this winter our turtle has had a non-stop runny nose. it's been more than a little disgusting. i have seven boxes of kleenex stationed around the house (and two in my car) strategically so that i don't miss a single drip. unfortunately, sometimes they are just out of reach. guess where that snot goes?

no. you're disgusting. i don't eat it. i wipe it on my hand and then wipe my hand somewhere on her clothing. i'm certainly not going to wipe it on my clothes.

3 | cooking

i have to do all our dishes by hand because of our hard water issue. sometimes…i just don't feel like washing them so they'll pull double duty.

take today for example. i used the same pan to cook pancakes for breakfast and then later brown the sausage for our soup.

or i'll make scrambled eggs and later use that same pan to sauté veggies. it's kind of gross.

4 | weird quirk

i absolutely, 100% cannot walk on cement barefoot, unless it has some texture to it. then it's totally fine. but if it's smooth…it literally makes me gag.

5 | shoplifting

i have more than once made it out of the grocery store with unpaid milk, soda, paint…really anything you might put on the bottom of the cart. i've even loaded it into my car and driven all the way home (35 minutes) still not realizing i've shoplifted.

i guess it's the honest face and a baby that allows me out of the store.

now go get your link on...

33 comments on "confessions | 5 on friday"
  1. Number two is killing me. And I don't blame you one bit with the dishes. I would rather leave them in the sink and wait for the dishwasher to be done instead of hand washing them.

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  2. There's no shame in reusing pans! And I have been known to shoplift a toothbrush from target. It got hidden under everything! Ooops!

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  3. Ha ha, #2 is hilarious because I do the exact same thing, wipe the snot on my kiddos clothes!! And I would do the same with the dishes, no harm there! We have a well so I know hard water issues, but thankfully we have a filtration system, but I still won't drink the water, ha!

    www.multipurposemama.com

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  4. #1 and #4 made me laugh out loud....SO TRUE!

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  5. Shoplifting. So funny. I forgot to pay the dog food at the bottom of my cart once and I felt so guilty I've never forgotten again. Then again, I stole (on purpose) a book from my third grade teacher and cried about it all summer, so I think my conscience is just out of control!

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  6. Love your confessions, I did a Kitchen Confessions series last year of kitchen cooking gone wrong, love posts like this. So glad to find your blog, have a great weekend!

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  7. this made me laugh out loud. too funny! have a good weekend!

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  8. Love your honesty! These five were so funny! Thanks for the laughs and HAPPY Weekend! :)

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  9. Haha you are on fire today! You know, just the other day I saw a WANTED poster for the biggest milk thief in town!

    Katelyn

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  10. haha thankfully I have a husband that does the dishes otherwise I would totally be the same way!

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  11. The Pioneer Woman showed a product that she uses for hard water and I can absolutely agree it is amazing! It's called LemiShine (the original stuff) and you just throw it in the dishwasher with your cleaner. Get it! No more dishwashing by hand!

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  12. Totally been there with #1, #2 and #5! Loved these - you are too funny:)

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  13. We don't have a dishwasher either so number 3 happens in our house too.

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  14. These are too funny. Happy Friday! Xx.

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  15. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Your #2 Snot cracked me up... literally. I do the same thing and am glad I can finally admit it out loud:-) I figure I wash her clothes after every wear anyway... but my Jeans and sweaters get as many wears as possible before they get washed! No snot for me!

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  16. Is it REALLY shoplifting if it was truly an oversight? I say no...

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    1. what if it happens repeatedly? like maybe every five times. :) i swear it's an oversight every time though. swear!

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  17. All of these are just too funny!

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  18. I've totally been guilty of the accidental shoplifting. But it can't really count as shoplifting if you didn't realize you didn't pay & had every intention of paying for it, right?

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  19. Love your honesty! I legit keep the same pan on the stove (sometimes dirty, sometimes clean) because I am too lazy to put it away! It gets used almost everyday, but still. You little rebel you!

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  20. gahhh, I totally love your blog ;) so fun.


    and ummm, yes... done the accidental shoplifting before, but it's been with something in the bottom of my cart (i.e. BEER, which is way more criminal than milk). I've become a lot more conscious of it ;)

    have a great weekend!!
    mk

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  21. definitely guilty of the snot-wiping & pan-recycling...i mean, you gotta do what you gotta do!

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  22. #1. I pick it up and give it back to the kid to eat. Even worse?

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  23. That's funny about the cement... I would think it would be if the cement had texture... But I guess maybe I am backwards LOL

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  24. I hate walking on smooth cement barefoot too. It also always seems colder than textured cement!

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  25. I can totally relate to eating my son's thrown food off of the floor! Haha I seriously thought I was the only one!

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  26. This is too funny, at least you're not shoplifting on PURPOSE ;)

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  27. This is too funny! I do the same thing with snot. Sometimes my dog gets it before I do!!

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  28. Number 1 is totally funny. I hope that your floor is clean!

    My youngest son had a runny nose for 2 years. It ended up being from his pacifiers. Not that they were dirty, but something about the sucking motion made his nose runny. I took him to allergists, doctors, etc. They told me he was allergic to eggs, wheat, chocolate, tomatoes, his brother. None of that was true. When he turned 3 we made the pacifier fairy come and take it away in exchange for a toy and miraculously the runny nose stopped. My doctor thinks it is coincidence but I'm convinced that it was those damn binkies.

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  29. Oh the snot! Ha! Yes. Except I totally wipe it on my sleeves and then just keep rolling my sleeves up higher and higher! Haha! :)

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  30. Oh my goodness I love this so much. You're a subconscious klepto! I can't blame you for the eating off the floor thing.... I may or may not do that too.
    Love your blog - New follower - Whit from Raspy Wit

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  31. Oh seriously I love this. Glad I'm not the only one wiping my kiddos mess back onto themselves. Because let's be real. Thy are gonna get dirty anyway and lord knows I do WAAAY more of his laundry than mine in a given week so it just makes sense

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